look no pants
Porn is love you can see.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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