I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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