Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
