Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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