RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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