..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
