Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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