apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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