garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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