yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
