Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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