just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
17 year olds will be the death of me.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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