Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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