I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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