I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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