she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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