it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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