The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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