His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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