I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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