I hate all girls vehemently.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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