I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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