I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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