This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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