I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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