I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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