he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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