: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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