im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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