Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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