do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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