She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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