I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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