I think scott just propositioned me for sex
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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