Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
That accounts for only three of the penises
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
