I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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