Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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