I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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