Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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