This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is wine microwaveable?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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