so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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