I bet he comes in French.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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