so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
50% drunk capacity currently
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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