Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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