I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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