god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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