Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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