if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Randomize
