Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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