I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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